quarta-feira, outubro 03, 2007
Mais um excelente momento a partir da caixa de correio do Efervescente...
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man.
Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like
you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man.
Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like
you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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