sexta-feira, dezembro 07, 2007
Uma verdade inconveniente, mais uma vez a partir da caixa de correio do Efervescente...
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
'Y'know' said the Scot, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow
there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th
drink after you buy 4.'
'Well' said the Englishman, 'at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.'
'Ahhh that's nothing' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've
had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
house.'
The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true. 'Well' said the Englishman, 'did this
actually happen to you?' 'No, not me personally,' said the
Irishman. 'But it did happen to me sister.'
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
'Y'know' said the Scot, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow
there's a little bar called McTavish's where the owner will buy your 5th
drink after you buy 4.'
'Well' said the Englishman, 'at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.'
'Ahhh that's nothing' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've
had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
house.'
The Englishman and the Scot immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims. He swears every word is true. 'Well' said the Englishman, 'did this
actually happen to you?' 'No, not me personally,' said the
Irishman. 'But it did happen to me sister.'
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